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1) Moxworth Towers - Lord Moxworth's family seat has been home to a Moxworth for over four centuries. It is said that if there is ever a time when a Moxworth is not living at the Towers then the future of England itself will be at risk. The not inconsiderable family coffers are such that the cost of running Moxworth Towers is well covered, but being somewhat canny, and inspired by the example set at Buckingham Palace, His Lordship has been quick to open the house to public visits during the summer months and derives a healthy income from guided tours and a thriving cafe and gift shop at the Towers. Any celebrities or Premiership footballers wanting to book weddings, christenings or Spanish transfer parties should contact Lord Moxworth directly by e.mail.

2) The Moxworth Garage boasts a practical fleet of vehicles for the family and staff. Whilst the Bentley and Range Rover are essential workhorses, rising fuel prices have led Lord Moxworth to invest in more economical and environmentally friendly additions to the collection. Not only does this latest addition reduce costs by only carrying two passengers at a time - obviously removing the expense of a chauffeur - it also costs less to fill the tank than the Bentley and is low enough to enter and leave Knightsbridge car parks under the barrier removing the need for parking tickets.

3) Moxworth Summer Retreat - With advice from various friends in the City and Government, Lord Moxworth has found a useful method for reducing his UK tax bill has been to invest in European property hotspots. This 'affordable' development was built with Eastern European expertise and the rural setting and 'working farm' status (the keen-eyed will be able to see the goat grazing on the mountainside) has not only kept building costs low, but has also allowed His Lordship to take advantage of EU Common Agricultural Policy grants to retain the local character of the area. It has restricted his ability to get planning permission for the helicopter pad, but with Easy Jet now flying to every airport and landing strip in Europe, Lord Moxworth is able to return to London whenever there is a tight vote in 'The House' at a moments notice (and collect Nectar points along the way)

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